my lady lingers sweet, forlom
whilst i oculate, obsessed, on pom
so deeply drives this track, so wom
blood slickly lubricates this crown, this thom

throw the switch
sign me up as a diatom
my oily orfice is the park

• Internet Pomograpy is increasing at a frightening rate.
• It is generated by evil machines which misinterpret our writings.
  
• If the current trend continues, every orifice of every sentient being (and a few others, as well) will be broadcast through bit torrents constantly, 24/7.
• We must do something now.

1. Blind all of the OCRs!
2. Change the typeface of "r" and "m" for every font
   
3. Purge the existing internet of pomography
4. Pull the plug.