Friday, April 18, 2008

  • Internet Pomograpy is increasing at a frightening rate.
  • It is generated by evil machines which misinterpret our writings.
  • If the current trend continues, every orifice of every sentient being (and a few others, as well) will be broadcast through bit torrents constantly, 24/7.
  • We must do something now.
  1. Blind all of the OCRs!
  2. Change the typeface of "r" and "m" for every font
  3. Purge the existing internet of pomography
  4. Pull the plug.

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